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Helpful
Camping Hints - Part III
The guitar of
the noisy teenager at the next campsite makes
excellent kindling.
In an
emergency, a drawstring from a parka hood can be
used to strangle a snoring tent mate.
A two-man pup
tent does not include two men or a pup.
In emergency
situations, you can survive in the wilderness by
shooting small game with a slingshot made from
the elastic waistband of your underwear.
The sight of
a bald eagle has thrilled campers for generations.
The sight of a bald man, however, does absolutely
nothing for the eagle.
It's entirely
possible to spend your whole vacation on a
winding mountain road behind a large motor home.
Bear bells
provide an element of safety for hikers in
grizzly country. The tricky part is getting them
on the bears.
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